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nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
falloutniece: wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here,
I swear even more to god this is Russia. I have seen those kind of bus stops when I was a kid. *cries*
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I bought
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
courfeyrabbit: today in english class we were talking about cliffhangers and my teacher asked for examples of cliffhangers and this one kid raised their hand and was like “Sherlock” and I swear to god two thirds of the class just groaned and went
legasey: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” Actually me
sourintori: HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO DENY IT ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS BOY IS BY FAR THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTER IN THE SHOW I SWEAR TO GOD HE JUST MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OF HIMSELF IN FRONT OF HIS BIGGEST OPPONENT YET INSTEAD OF LYING TO TRY TO
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
discard-and-discover: wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I bought
taint3ed: If men’s cum tasted like peach Minute Maid I swear to God I’d swallow a whole bunch of kids. LMFAO 👆this!
domirine: “makin my way downtown driving fast zombies pass and i’m going to punch aran for thinking that babysitting a kid was a good idea i swear to god i hate everything” cheer up lamia, this isn’t that bad
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I
mommabec: nine-inch-snails: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. This makes me wish I was close with my dad growing up. I wish I knew him from birth and
ruinedchildhood: This prank is so mean I swear to god I would MURDER my husband. I would be LIVID. I would feel so much terror thinking my kid is seriously hurt. Scare me with a fake ghost not this shit
ugh
awklicious: accio-moon: moriarteacups: moriarteacups: For every person who reblogs this I will go on their blog and send them a message with one PERFECT word to fit their blog I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL (god is watching you) DO IT I AM NOT KIDDING. Every.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF MY KID EVER DOES THIS SHIT IM SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM da fuck